Here’s another thing I’ve learned from craigslist:
I am too old to donate eggs. Apparently egg donation is a capital raising venture strictly for the under thirty crowd. It’s not something I would do (and not for the obvious reasons, either), but it’s sort of a bummer. Are thirty-two year old eggs really that big of a problem? They turn into perfectly good people all the time. I bet some fine specimens of humanity have started as thirty-two year old eggs.
Now that I think of it, that would be an awesome way to get into bars while underage. “My license says I’m twenty, but half of my DNA is fifty-two. Now, gimme a Mai Tai.”
