Last night I was sitting around thinking about octopi, and that they’re AWESOME. Really, what possibly could be cooler than an octopus? When I awoke this morning still thinking of octopus, I realized that I am probably at the beginning of another random thing / creature obsession: weiner dogs, accordions, zambonis, and now octopi. So I dwelled on octopus for a while, when the phrase “Octopus Rex” came to mind. There has got to be some great parody or pun or joke or something in there. But before I started writing it out, I decided to google it and see if anyone else thought of it. What I found was disturbing.
What a happy, delightful creature! I don’t want that sharing a synapse with Oedipus!
