Date: December 16, 2007
To: Miami
From: Baltimore
Re: Termination of Dolphins’ Losing Streak
Dear Miami,
Per our agreement, please remit 2,685,405 tickets to Disneyworld.
Sincerely,
Baltimore
P.S. And some oranges.
Le Follow
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