I have come up with an idea for the best, most effective alarm clock ever. There is no sound in this universe that gets Scott and me moving more quickly out of sleep than the sound of a dog heaving under the covers. It’s remarkable. Both of us can hit the snooze button for an hour, but one muffled HUHBLEH! from a dog and we’re both wide awake. In the space of three seconds we can both go from deep, sound sleep, to lights on with both of us and at least one dog standing on the floor. So, I’m thinking that for really important days, I need to loop a recording of a HUHBLEH!, and put it in one of those CD or Mp3 alarms.
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