I am always quick to share the funny stuff I write, but the unfunny -or at least not intentionally funny stuff- rarely sees the light of day. This is the first unfunny thing I’ve made public in years, and it feels a little weird / embarrassing / something or other. Be gentle. I’m still rusty.
I’m calling this the almost final draft. I may go back in a few weeks and cut a paragraph or two. There is probably another draft or two in here somewhere, but for now, this is it. I just can’t look at it anymore; I’ve been staring at it for so long that I’m not even sure that it makes any sense. I never thought I would say this, but I am tired of writing about sex. Next topic: foaming hand soap, pomegranates, 508 compliance, anything else.
Anyway, to borrow an old friend’s disclaimer: See if you can guess which character is you. Just kidding, they’re all me.
