The fortune cookie I got on Saturday night says it all:

Which reminds me – my other favorite fortune, which I have been carrying around for probably fifteen years (and it has come true many times over):

The fortune cookie I got on Saturday night says it all:

Which reminds me – my other favorite fortune, which I have been carrying around for probably fifteen years (and it has come true many times over):

What about “You will find true love on Flag Day” or “Geese can be troublesome”?
Today is flag day!
Funny, I was going to reference that in the title, but for some reason didn’t. Thanks for seeing to it for me!
i must really have babies on the brain because i read that as “Your love of life can carry you through any circumcision.”