Off the top of my head.

Last week I was having ideas about growing my hair back out over the fall and winter. Then I vacuumed the floors, and I’m pretty sure that we’re over our hair quota in this house. How can two short haired people and four tiny short haired animals generate multiple, massive hair tumbleweeds in, like, three days? I guess I’m keeping it short until our cats leave us or we can afford a housekeeper.