Following are all of the keywords that have led people to my blog since I set up google analytics over the summer. I could bring on the quips, but I think the list stands on its own as a work of… something.
1. lauren flax
2. green and yellow shoes
3. “lauren flax”
4. “people born in 1988″
5. “reading glasses”
6. alife yellow shoes
7. annie hall black soap
8. calendar stickers, exercise
9. can i wear yellow shoes in september?
10. chocolate top cookies
11. chocolate-top cookie
12. creative male pug name
13. fake cleavage vest
14. famous yellow shoe
15. feeling the earth turn
16. flax net
17. food in fiction
18. green yellow shoes
19. guess green and yellow shoes
20. josh lauren flax
21. lauren flax, josh
22. most requested chocolate pie recipe
23. octopus rex
24. otopus rex
25. phyllbert
26. pitfalls of growing up
27. sitting by the beach writing
28. spouse excerpts
29. the black soap in annie hall
30. vagina farts in inversions
31. when does green meet yellow?
32. yellow and green shoes
33. yoga inversions queef
There are patterns in the patterns.