Dear Loehmanns,
I am writing to tell you that I think you are positively keen. Why? Because your lingerie department is full of oddly sized, inexpensive bras in fun colors and shapes. We’re a perfect match, you and me. Your lingerie department is small yet robust, much like yours truly. You have lots of matching sets of things -even some in purple!- for little women with big boobs and I AM a little woman with big boobs. It may not seem like a big deal to you, but for someone like me, well, I am just thrilled to find you. You have no idea how long I have searched.
Loehmanns, I don’t mean to be too forward, and I hope you won’t think less of me, but why don’t we have dinner together some time? We can talk about the shoe department, accessories… wherever the conversation takes us. If things go well, maybe we’ll go back to my place for a nightcap and I will let you see my bra.
Will you think about it?
Yours truly,
Lauren
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