I need to revise my joke.

In college, my version of the coffee joke was, “I like my coffee like I like my men: strong and sweet and keeps me up all night.” When I developed a taste for black coffee the joke changed to, “I like my coffee like I like my men: dark and bitter.” Now, I only have decaf, usually in the form of a latte or with lots of hazelnut soy creamer, and it’s only occasionally as a treat, since I don’t buy soy creamer all that often and lattes are expensive. So, I guess now the joke is more like, “I like my coffee like I like my men: only when I’m in just the right the mood and we have extra cash.” Well, shit. Sorry, Scott.