WOW. Last night I was sitting here feeling a little defeated because I spent an hour trying to get some thoughts together that wouldn’t quite gel, and just as I was about to call it a night, Ted Wallace posted this incredibly nice thing about my writing.
As if that weren’t enough, Ted’s COMPLETE DOMINANCE OF THE INTERWEBS has caused a tenfold jump in traffic on this here blog, and the day is not even over yet.
So, hi everyone! Thanks for stopping by. Now that all of these people are looking, I am having a bit of performance anxiety. Ok. Deep breath. Funny and thought provoking in 3…2…1…
Victoria’s Secret finally got around to making more than three bras in my size. As I have lamented many times, being a little woman with big boobs is not nearly as glamorous as it sounds. Comfy bra tops and dresses are out, it is difficult to find cute bras that fit, and the ones that are out there are usually extremely expensive and often uncomfortable. Victoria’s Secret caught on, at least to the extent that they now make lots of cute bras in my size, but unfortunately, they don’t have them in stores. So, last week I ordered a bunch of bras online to try on at home.
Of the four, two fit nicely, one did not, and one’s promise of “ultimate lift” ultimately made me look like I have four boobs.
The crazy thing about the tittimonster from boobulon 4 bra was that it included these:
That’s right. Implants. Only they get implanted in the bra, instead of in the boob. I am a D cup. The last thing I need is an extra set of boobs in my bra, in addition to the copious padding already in these contraptions. Apparently the “secret” of Victoria’s Secret is the secret ingredient: a full roll of toilet paper in every cup.
That aside, I am delighted to have options from another major retailer. Victoria’s Secret, for all of your puffy lipped models and thoroughly unnatural hooter hoisting, I salute you, and on behalf of all little women with big boobs, I thank you for your support.
Awesome blog! I am a transport over from Ted’s Blog and now have 2 blogs I will check every morning when I’m suppose to be working keep up the good work
Why, thank you – nice to have you on board!
I too found you thru Ted.
Love your blog.
Ugh, Bra’s after a size C are impossible to find in anything pretty.
You’re 100% correct, button up casual tops and a lot of summer dresses are out of the questions. Mostly cos the straps are not as wide as the bra strap, and well, that’s just tacky!
I”m a 40DD and I could shield a small child from the sun with my bra.
It’s armor, not underwear. :`(
I have found no problem finding stores that carry my size, but pretty ones? Hardly!! Those would be “speciality” stores.. Oh please!!!!
What big boobed women dont want to wear pretty things? grrrrrrrr
Love your blog, keep up the great work! There is something for everyone!
Samiantha
Thanks for stopping by from Tedville, and for your kind words! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked at a bra and thought, “whoa, that’s huge,” only to check the tag and discover it was my size.