Most of the hundreds of spam comments that land on this blog are nonsense. I have a good filter (thanks, Ted), but still, every so often, some one starts a spam relay and I have to delete hundreds of comments at a time, all of which need at least a glance because legitimate comments do occasionally lodge in the spam filter.
Today I got a great one, though. This one would take gold in the Spam Olympics:
Eating, loving, singing and pooping are, in actuality, the four acts of the mirthful opera known as freshness, and they pass like bubbles of a grit of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a entire fool.


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