Tag Archives: boobs

Neurotica

I can’t remember what it was recently that reminded me of a woman I knew when I lived in DC. I haven’t thought of her in years; we were not close, but we spent some time together with mutual friends. She was a few years older than me, very blond, and worked in Senator Wellstone’s [...]
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An Open (Love)Letter to Loehmanns Department Store

Dear Loehmanns, I am writing to tell you that I think you are positively keen. Why? Because your lingerie department is full of oddly sized, inexpensive bras in fun colors and shapes. We’re a perfect match, you and me. Your lingerie department is small yet robust, much like yours truly. You have lots of matching sets [...]
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Shifting Gears

It was one of those surreal weekends in which the scenery changed rapidly: teaching at the JCC in Pikesville, a Catholic wedding, learning to drive stick in the car of my whatever-you-call-my-mother’s-gentleman-friend, all in the space of about thirty-six hours. As we got ready for the Philly / South Jersey wedding, I mentioned to Scott that [...]
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I am going to drink a beer and complain about bras.

You know what? There is something that bra manufacturers and department store buyers need to know: We’re out there. That’s right, we’re out there: small women with big boobs, and we are tired of wearing sports bras all the time. It annoys me to no end that when I was high school and at times [...]
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