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The Joy of Sex

Smut typos are the best. I just wrote four hundred words about sucking clock.
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What Lies Beneath

You know what always makes me feel better? Utilikilts. I have been a little under the weather for the past day, and maybe I am still a bit addled, but I have watched this four times and it continues make me giggle.
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Orange You Glad…

… this isn’t another post about navel gazing or shoes? I have not been a big fan of facebook for a while now – it is a perpetually open tab in my browser more because it is how so many of my friends and acquaintances communicate than because I want to spend my life on it. [...]
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P-Power

Recently, I bought two pairs of tights from Target, both of which ripped at the crotch the first time I wore them. I am alarmed. Either Target needs better quality control, or something down there is trying to bust out when I am not paying attention. Is it the Incredible Hooch*? Dr. Jekyll and Mr. [...]
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Decade in Review

As we wind down not only another year but a whole decade, it seems that every other website has a top ten whatever of the past ten years. So, I’ll jump into the fray and add my own top ten list for the naughty aughties. Top Ten Years of the Past Decade 10. 2002 9. 2003 8. 2000 7. 2005 6. [...]
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Good Evening, Ladies and Germs.

A conversation about the empty water filter pitcher in the fridge: Me (staring blankly into the refrigerator): I wanted cold water. Scott: Use some water from one of my bottles in there. Me: They have your germs on them. Scott: Uh, we were just making out. Me: That’s different. Those are making out germs. Scott: Alright. I won’t refrigerate my mouth, [...]
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Misbehaving Tuesday

Since it is Misbehaving Tuesday, why don’t y’all check out my giant yams? I just love our CSA. You should see the zucchinis!
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One-Liner (or two)

Do you keep the sabbath? Yes, but not religiously.
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