Tag Archives: icky

Poop

Posted on March 8, 2010 by laurenflax

The window was open, and I was sitting on the couch with my laptop doing some work. One wiener dog was perched on top of the sofa assiduously surveying the neighborhood. The other wiener dog was curled up by my … Continue reading →

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P-Power

Posted on December 22, 2009 by laurenflax

Recently, I bought two pairs of tights from Target, both of which ripped at the crotch the first time I wore them. I am alarmed. Either Target needs better quality control, or something down there is trying to bust out … Continue reading →

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Now Now Now

Posted on December 17, 2009 by laurenflax

Here is how my day started: intense pain on one side of my head from sleeping with my ear bent into my face, and general ick from a dream that a shot glass came out of my nose (it was … Continue reading →

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Off the top of my head.

Posted on August 2, 2009 by laurenflax

Last week I was having ideas about growing my hair back out over the fall and winter. Then I vacuumed the floors, and I’m pretty sure that we’re over our hair quota in this house. How can two short haired … Continue reading →

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I cracked.

Posted on June 2, 2009 by laurenflax

Here is how I know there is still work to be done: Yesterday I became thoroughly enraged by a woman’s ass. I encountered her and her ass several times during my trip to Whole Foods. She was wearing a dress … Continue reading →

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Ickram

Posted on April 17, 2009 by laurenflax

It is almost embarrassing that today was my first Bikram experience. As a yoga teacher who teaches hot yoga, it is something in which I should be well versed. Sure, I knew the Bikram sequence and the basics about classes, … Continue reading →

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Get me off this crazy thing.

Posted on April 1, 2009 by laurenflax

Regarding the wacky side effects of drugs that appear in approximately .014% of users: It turns out that I am the .014% of users. Radiating back pain and headache over the right eye? Got it. Nausea, fatigue, and sleep disturbances? … Continue reading →

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Those Were the Days My Friend

Posted on March 28, 2009 by laurenflax

For quite a few years now, after January 1st I have considered myself the age I am going to turn in that year. So, if asked my age between January 1 and April 19, I have to think really hard … Continue reading →

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Status Woe

Posted on March 19, 2009 by laurenflax

Facebook status is an occasionally interesting, mostly banal, sometimes humorous window into the lives of people I know but do not see often enough to know much about their day to day lives. Mostly, it’s fun. I know that one … Continue reading →

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Another of Many Google-Related Reasons I Am Probably On A Watchlist Somewhere

Posted on March 17, 2009 by laurenflax

I am going to be 34 next month. Many years ago, I remember joking that I couldn’t wait to turn 36 because then I could date men half my age legally. Of course I said that when 36 was a … Continue reading →

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