Tag Archives: icky
P-Power
Recently, I bought two pairs of tights from Target, both of which ripped at the crotch the first time I wore them. I am alarmed. Either Target needs better quality control, or something down there is trying to bust out when I am not paying attention. Is it the Incredible Hooch*? Dr. Jekyll and Mr. [...]
Now Now Now
Here is how my day started: intense pain on one side of my head from sleeping with my ear bent into my face, and general ick from a dream that a shot glass came out of my nose (it was encased in lovely crystal, though).
Still, the day was productive. I taught a class, picked up [...]
Off the top of my head.
Last week I was having ideas about growing my hair back out over the fall and winter. Then I vacuumed the floors, and I’m pretty sure that we’re over our hair quota in this house. How can two short haired people and four tiny short haired animals generate multiple, massive hair tumbleweeds in, like, three [...]
I cracked.
Here is how I know there is still work to be done:
Yesterday I became thoroughly enraged by a woman’s ass. I encountered her and her ass several times during my trip to Whole Foods. She was wearing a dress that I don’t think was meant to be a dress (I believe the intended purpose was [...]
Ickram
It is almost embarrassing that today was my first Bikram experience. As a yoga teacher who teaches hot yoga, it is something in which I should be well versed. Sure, I knew the Bikram sequence and the basics about classes, but knowing and experiencing are not the same. So, today, needing something a little different, [...]
Get me off this crazy thing.
Regarding the wacky side effects of drugs that appear in approximately .014% of users: It turns out that I am the .014% of users. Radiating back pain and headache over the right eye? Got it. Nausea, fatigue, and sleep disturbances? Right on schedule. Dry mouth, indigestion, and metallic taste in one’s mouth? I’ll take one [...]
Those Were the Days My Friend
For quite a few years now, after January 1st I have considered myself the age I am going to turn in that year. So, if asked my age between January 1 and April 19, I have to think really hard about the answer. Actually, I always have to think hard about how old I am, [...]
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Status Woe
Facebook status is an occasionally interesting, mostly banal, sometimes humorous window into the lives of people I know but do not see often enough to know much about their day to day lives. Mostly, it’s fun. I know that one friend is rapidly losing weight, I get little updates about my fellow teacher training graduates [...]
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