Tag Archives: smut
Smile, Hon, You’re Reading a Dirty Story in Front of Several Dozen People
First of all, prior to the Smile, Hon reading at Atomic Books tonight, I hit myself in the head with a door and may have broken a toe, in two mostly unrelated incidents. It makes me wonder if it is my own, non-verbal equivalent of telling my alter ego to “break a leg,” only in [...]
You like me! You really like me!
Or, perhaps, you tired of me bugging you about voting for my smut.
I am delighted to announce that I won! Finally, that year I spent working in campaign politics paid off! Thanks everyone, for your votes. I promise faithfully to uphold my duties as whatever this makes me. This was really fun.
I eagerly await the [...]
Do It for Grammar
Voting on the smut closes at midnight tonight. Thanks to everyone who has voted in the past few days! I am still down by one vote, and it is to a story that contains bad grammar. So, please, go vote!
If you’re not going to do it for me, do it for grammar: hot, sexy [...]
Countdown to Smut
Voting on my smut closes at midnight Tuesday. Go vote! By computer! By iPhone! The possibilities are limitless!
Ok, so they’re limited. But I am down by one measly vote and I want to win.
Vote for My Smut!
I entered 250 words of word-porn in a little contest on Alison Tyler’s blog, and I want to win. The rules were: 250 words, smut, must include the word “plaid.” Voting is open, so go do it. Go vote for me! My story is the third one, about the plaid tent.* (The site is moderately [...]
The Joy of Sex
Smut typos are the best. I just wrote four hundred words about sucking clock.
Firsts of Spring