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Misbehaving Tuesday: Getting Poked Edition
My day started with a good, long, hard stare into my underwear drawer. I had a doctor’s appointment scheduled and no matter how brazen I may be in some parts of my life -blogging about my underwear for example- I just cannot bring myself to wear even remotely sexy underwear to a doctor’s appointment. I [...]
Misbehaving Tuesday: Retail Therapy Edition
This Misbehaving Tuesday found me feeling a little off, getting kicked around by hormones and the weather. It being Tuesday and all, I decided it was time to bust out the pink wallet, which sounds provocatively euphemistic, but really: I have this little pink wallet that says, “shoe fund” on it, and while the [...]
Misbehaving Tuesday: Orange Pants Edition
The first Misbehaving Tuesday of 2010 has been a great success. Highlights:
1. I overslept, blissfully.
2. Orange pants!
3. As I was walking up an aisle in Whole Foods, a woman walking toward me with her cart stopped abruptly and stared at me. “Your hair is beautiful,” she said. “It’s a beautiful style. Perfect for your face.” [...]
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Socks: The Final Frontier
For the past week I have been contemplating the bigger issues of life – finding beauty, sacredness, and nobility in everyday actions, conducting myself with kindness and integrity, trusting intuition – but at the same time I have been giving some thought to why it is exactly that my summer shoes outnumber my winter shoes [...]
An Open (Love)Letter to Loehmanns Department Store
Dear Loehmanns,
I am writing to tell you that I think you are positively keen. Why? Because your lingerie department is full of oddly sized, inexpensive bras in fun colors and shapes. We’re a perfect match, you and me. Your lingerie department is small yet robust, much like yours truly. You have lots of matching sets [...]
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Today was Scott’s birthday. In honor of his oldness, I baked a cake.
This is the Phabulous Philadelphia Pumpkin Chocolate ChampionChip Bun(d)t Cake. I made a few tweaks to this recipe since I posted it last October, and it is really just spectacular. There were only five of us tonight, and currently there are two pieces [...]
How My Brain Works
Transcript, brain activity at 3:42 am.
Rightbrain: Thongs!
Leftbrain: Mwwwrfh.
Rightbrain: Thongs!
Leftbrain: Huh?
Rightbrain: Thongs! Thongs! Thongs!
Leftbrain: You did not just wake us up at 3:42 in the morning to think about thongs.
Rightbrain: Thongs! Besides, I did us a favor. The alarm didn’t go off.
Leftbrain: Alarm is set for 5:42. FIVE.
Rightbrain: So what’s [...]
I cracked.
Here is how I know there is still work to be done:
Yesterday I became thoroughly enraged by a woman’s ass. I encountered her and her ass several times during my trip to Whole Foods. She was wearing a dress that I don’t think was meant to be a dress (I believe the intended purpose was [...]
Bikram 2, 3 and 4, I Don't Hate It Anymore
I am glad that I have been practicing long enough to know that if I hate it, I need to try it some more. I went back to Bikram Saturday, Monday, and today, and I might be hooked. Friday must have been a particularly stinky morning, because while the studio still does smell, it has [...]
Misbehaving Tuesday: Ayurvedic Edition