Tag Archives: wtf?

How My Brain Works

Posted on June 24, 2009 by laurenflax

Transcript, brain activity at 3:42 am. Rightbrain: Thongs! Leftbrain: Mwwwrfh. Rightbrain: Thongs! Leftbrain: Huh? Rightbrain: Thongs! Thongs! Thongs! Leftbrain: You did not just wake us up at 3:42 in the morning to think about thongs. Rightbrain: Thongs! Besides, I did … Continue reading →

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The Past I

Posted on June 13, 2009 by laurenflax

Most of the following pics are from my journals late in high school and early in college, and some stuff is undated but probably from around that time. I don’t know that anyone else will be entertained by these, but … Continue reading →

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Ow.

Posted on June 4, 2009 by laurenflax

I love teaching yoga. It is amazing that a part of my livelihood involves cultivating peace, happiness, love, and health, and even gives a wicked buzz. It is equally amazing to contemplate that this part of my livelihood involves physical … Continue reading →

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Travels III: Walking

Posted on May 30, 2009 by laurenflax

The walk this morning was punctuated by the sounds of roosters crowing, dogs barking, and planes flying overhead.

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Get me off this crazy thing.

Posted on April 1, 2009 by laurenflax

Regarding the wacky side effects of drugs that appear in approximately .014% of users: It turns out that I am the .014% of users. Radiating back pain and headache over the right eye? Got it. Nausea, fatigue, and sleep disturbances? … Continue reading →

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By the Numbers

Posted on March 13, 2009 by laurenflax

Last night I was laying in bed, thinking about nothing really, when our Princeton phone number popped into my head. With that, I realized that I remember all of my childhood phone numbers, except for the one from the house … Continue reading →

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Bag of Tricks

Posted on March 6, 2009 by laurenflax

Because I don’t usually carry a purse, the purses I own are small, and rarely collect junk. It’s unusual that one of my bags will ever contain more than my wallet, hand sanitizer, phone, gum, keys, and maybe a lipstick. … Continue reading →

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Hearse To Ya.

Posted on February 19, 2009 by laurenflax

Today I was running late for class. I was annoyed about petty, stupid things, the weather was awful, and as I drove my way down a little residential street that I use as a shortcut, I found myself behind a … Continue reading →

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President Awesome

Posted on February 12, 2009 by laurenflax

I was in the car today when it occurred to me that there are way fewer people named Elvis than one would really expect. I didn’t grow up in an Elvis-based culture, so maybe I’m missing something, maybe it is … Continue reading →

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Open Letter

Posted on February 8, 2009 by laurenflax

Dear Young People Who Sell Vintage Clothes on eBay: Pulling skirt up over your boobs and putting a belt around it does not make it into a dress. It’s a skirt. Calling it a dress still does not make it … Continue reading →

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